St. Swithun's Day, And Other Musings

Happy Swithun's Day. If you've never heard of it, it's kind of like a reverse Groundhog's Day -- basically, whatever the weather is today, is the weather it's supposed to be for the next forty days. So, let's see. This morning it was foggy, and then, at about ten, it started pouring. By eleven thirty, the sun came out, and by noon, it was raining in full sun. By two o'clock, it was purely sunny, followed by periods of rain. And, here it is, five thirty, and the clouds are closing in again.

Yep, that's about what we can expect for the next forty days or so.

Before you have a good laugh and think how ridiculous it is that a the UK has a patron saint for drought (!), think again. We have a groundhog, people. We've got nothing to laugh about, although I do admit it was amusing to discover that the Hogg beast bit the mayor of New York this year. At least St. Swithun doesn't bite. As far as we know.

You know how sometimes you're so happy, you have to stop and say, "Right this minute, I am ...perfect,"? (If you don't have those moments, you should have them. Acknowledge the gift when it is given, people, seriously.) We had a lot of those moments this past weekend on our little jaunt to Oban and Mull.

We've determined that we need to be near the sea in order to be happy. Sunshine helps, sometimes, but the sound and smell of the sea is a must. Oban (on the coast) and Mull (an island), have both of those in spades. Of course, rain was forecast, and we were amazed at how sunny it was on Friday when we drove out. The lochs were dead calm, and glassy; Argyle Castle was gorgeous and dollhouse-like; and we found our housing in Oban to be perfectly situated, right on the esplanade. After we walked through the town for a couple of hours (and ate a vegeburger at a truly strange restaurant called The Pancake Place, which put marinara sauce on tortilla chips and called it nachos), we sat outside and watched sailboats and ferries go by, until T. realized that her forehead was ...hurting.

Since we all know (and if we don't know this, let's just pretend we do) that people with dark skin can burn the same as pale people (it just takes a little longer), we all know it would have been smart for T. to have used sunblock. But... we're in Scotland, and she'd forgotten that the sun exists. She had a hat... and it was tweed. She had to buy a sun hat. She was chagrined. At least she has a bit more Vitamin D in her system now!

We walked through the village until the sun went down, stopping for a bite to eat and to watch a mackerel boat cast off and chug off into the sunset. It finally got a little chilly and breezy around then, so we hurried back to the guest house and turned on the heater before relaxing for a quiet night.

We caught the nine o'clock ferry to Mull the following morning, and climbed to the very top (and froze) for a forty-five minute ferry ride to the isle of Mull. Unbelievably, the sky was still clear, and seagulls floated above us, vying acrobatically for the chunks of bread the ferry riders tossed to them. From the ferry terminal at Craignure, we took a short hike across town to what has to be the world's smallest train. The Isle of Mull Railway is, in short, adorable. And also short. We accordion-ed ourselves into the tiny cars, and took the fifteen minute trip up the Mull Sound to Torosay Castle. There was much amusement to be had in watching some of us get in... and get out.

Since the group we traveled with was made up of University students with families, there were a fair number of kids on the trip. Actually, we could have started a preschool with the group of toddlers along. Our youngest trooper was three months old. The kids made it a bit more fun at times -- and they were good entertainment when, at the end of our short time at Torosay, the bus to take us to our next destination was an hour late! We really enjoyed interacting with the families this time -- unlike some of our other trips, the parents were fully invested in making sure their kids had a good time, and didn't just leave them to their own devices. Overall, it was a really awesome group.

Before we get ahead of ourselves, Torosay Castle is actually less a castle and more of a "stately home" type of thing. The family still lives there, the grandkids' pictures are on the wall -- granted, they're paintings, but they're true enough to life that when we saw one of them ripping around the grounds we recognized him -- and the whole place is all really low key, which is nice. There are signs inviting you to actually sit on the furniture, which is never done in the other stately homes we visit, and some of the kids actually felt free to play the grand piano in the drawing room. It was nice to feel welcome.

But the thing we enjoyed the absolute most about Torosay Castle were the gardens and the farm. There is a walled garden, in which there is a central fountain and a tiny bench, and climbing roses, there is a walkway with a bunch of white (and somewhat creepy) Italian statues; there's a folly, which is basically an empty domed structure; terraces galore; and twelve acres of walks and flowers and lawns. We explored until we were ready to fall over, then had a cool drink at the teahouse. There are 'airy coo beasties (and other strange animals) at Torosay, and there's even a bog garden, though sadly, we did not have time to get there (although, if we'd all known the bus was going to be late...). Next time!

We have nearly seven hundred photographs of our trip, and to prevent you from feeling like you've been invited to the neighbors house to look at slides...for hours... we invite you to just click through the Flickr pages, and we're also going to break up our posts. Next time, we'll recap the wild roads (er, tracks?) of Mull, the colorful village of Tobermoray, and highlight a bit more of our time in Oban. But for today, we'll leave you with the walled garden at Torosay. (Please ignore T. it's really TOROSAY, not Tobermory. Also, bear with the really bad filming; some of us are just learning.)

- D & T

"Oh, Aye," saith the Lord...

A couple of people have already sent us the same article (thanks) on how a Scottish church group is writing out the Bible in their own language. Granted, there are plenty of versions of the Bible in Scots Gaelic, and in broad Scots, but this one is being written out by hand, in words used by people on a day-to-day basis. It's a good project, yes, because it's Holy Writ, but also because the Scottish dialects are living languages, which from a sociology point of view need to be recorded and preserved. The Scottish government is encouraging greater adaptation of the Scots language into broader media channels and greater appreciation for this bonnie broukit bairn, or this beautiful, but neglected stepchild language of the British isles.

Meanwhile, I thought this piece of scripture was... curiously apt for our neck of the woods. Yonder American Bible scholars, see if you can figure out verses nine of ten of what book this comes from:

"As sune as the Maister o' the feast had pree'd the watir-wine (and kent-na whaur it cam frae ; but the servants kent), he cry't to the bridegroom.

"Ilka man wales oot his best wine to hansel the feast ; and whan folk are weel slocken't, than feshes the second-wale ; but ye hae hained the best wine till noo!"

Slainte Mhor.


Meanwhile, the University is playing host for the next three weeks to a really intriguing group; Solar Bear is rehearsing and doing several shows at G12, the Gilmorehill theater. Solar Bear is an adult theater troupe but works with Deaf Youth Theater; Solar Bear UNITED is their children's troupe. Twelve of their number are going to be hard at work to put on a few performances at the end of the month. We're both interested in someday learning ASL, and as this is going to be a combination of British Sign Language (BSL), and something called Sign Supported English, which is combination body language and signing, we're sure we'll be learning a lot, as well as enjoying a Lord of the Flies style play the kids organized themselves. Well, as much as you can enjoy total societal breakdown and mob rule and that kind of thing.

- D & T

Happy July...

It's always strange to be abroad during national holidays. The teaser in Friday's paper assured us that we would learn "How To Celebrate the Fourth in Style!" on the following day, but alas, we declined to purchase that copy. (We've noticed a weird -- to us, anyway -- penchant for celebrating Independence Day among our non-American acquaintances. Like, it's a day to wear red, white, and blue, and stars and stripes and have big picnics, never mind the whole bloodshed, sacrifice and, "we're not your colonists anymore," thing. It's ...decidedly surreal, let's just say.) Friday's paper also warned of violence surrounding the annual Orange March on the 4th -- we did not go and take pictures this time -- and discussed the worrisome fact that many Scots use chip fat to "binge tan" instead of sun block as most others do in an attempt to avoid skin cancer.

Always such interesting stuff in the paper.

Meanwhile, thanks to our friend from Long Aye-land, we have made the acquaintance of a new dentist, whom we call Quigley Down Under, mainly because he has a basement office, and his name is ...Quigley. He is young and chatty and once he found out we were from California, talked incessantly about how shocked his colleagues were every year at international dental conventions about how little he gets paid via NHS, how he should "move to American and put a few zeros behind his paycheck" and otherwise attempted to set T. at ease (?) by reminding her how little this was costing her, and how much more dental care was in the U.S. - as if she'd somehow forgotten. (At one point, she dryly reminded him that he might be in possession of a few more zeroes in the U.S, but things would also cost a few more. His enthusiasm was only briefly dampened.)

He also told both D. and T. that their teeth didn't need cleaning. "Some people don't feel like they've had the full ...experience, unless they've got me scraping away," he confided. "I'll do it, if you want, but it's just not necessary."

This was... confusing. Sure, we have cool toothbrushes that vibrate at sonic speed and run on battery power, but at home we get our teeth cleaned every single checkup -- apparently whether we need it or not? T. shrugged and got out of the chair after her ten minutes, as did D., in his turn, but both of us later realized how uncomfortable we were with the whole interaction, not only because it was a.) somewhat manipulative, and b.) cast doubt on whether or not our previous dentists were just cleaning our teeth unnecessarily and charging us. (NOTE: - We don't actually believe they do. The standards of care are simply different between here and there, in some cases, vastly different.) Sure, NHS may only pay QDU £11/patient, but with that ten minute chair time, he sees at least five patients an hour, and who knows how many per day. And it gets better. T. has to have a crookedly set wisdom tooth pulled -- something which she is dreading, after poor friend Neil's experiences, and the dentist only blocked out a half hour. "It won't even take that long," he assured T.

*!*

The high on July 1 at Heathrow Airport was 31.1°C; the high for that same day in Glasgow was 27°C... Yes, it cracked 81°F here, and surprisingly, the streets were...quiet. I think after days of sunshine, people were heat exhausted and limp, and heeding the warnings about excessive drinking and not drinking enough water. OR ELSE, everyone just kited out of town somehow. It was eerie quiet. Of course, July 2 was a different story.

As we darted home from shopping, caught jacketless and umbrella-less in the sudden torrential downpour, a herd of boys tromped along behind us, stomping in puddles, singing at the top of their lungs some song about going out and partying. We thought, "Ah. Back to normal."

We're looking forward to our trip to Oban and Mull next weekend. Meanwhile, the sun is breaking through the pewter-colored clouds, and our hair is rising in clouds of frizz as the barometer rises. Happy Independence Weekend.

- D & T

Brideshead Re-revisited

Get out your pearls, girls.

This lady was off to graduation -- one of something like sixteen different services in the past few weeks -- with her ginormously bowed hat. (It's not quite Aretha-sized, but it's close!) These lovely commemorative gates front the University - on the left, 1451, when the school opened, and on the right, 1951 when the gates were put in place. They're quite lovely, and remind us that we live in a cultured land of many graces. Don't believe us? D. received this missive at work -- and we'll just put the [sic] here once to cover all capitalization, lack of punctuation and unique spelling issues, and reproduce it as is:


--- has decided we should celebrate this great weather with a cheeky wee after work drink. So therefor as its Friday and as its payday and as its meant to be 25 degrees this friday has been nominated. All are welcome we are currently trying to find a suitable beer garden bar to attend. dress is optional , although the preference for men is Linen shirts chino shorts and smart shoes and the ladies summer Frocks and Dandy hair......

A cheeky wee drink and ...dandy hair. Somewhere, Evelyn Wagh is chortling.

- D & T

Self-service Heating

It's a strange country we live in, folks: one where you can press a button to turn on the heating in a public place. This shot was taken at the train station in Pitlochry. This isn't the only such sign: they show up in various train stations, particularly those which aren't regularly staffed. If you're chilly, you can press the button for an allotted amount of time (30 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hours - and some stations will tell you how much heat you've triggered, but Pitlochry is a bit behind in this respect) of heater time. Thus does the UK preserve energy, yet allow for you to stand before an "electric fire" when you need to get warm. Meanwhile, in the U.S., it seems they actively hide heating/ac controls in public places... and everyone carries a sweater since every office building seems to be freezing. Unlike D's office in Glasgow, where he swelters. *Sigh*

- D & T

USA plays World Cup Soccer / Football?

OK, folks, how is it that the USA has reached World-Cup level at Soccer? (Yeah, yeah, Brazil promptly beat the crud out of the U.S. after that. But, how unusual is it that we got as far as we did?) That's the first question. Second question: how is it that nobody knew that the US women's team has won 2 world championships? OK, true, it's not exactly like we're all that into sports. But, seriously: shouldn't it have been a big thing, the women winning? How is it that the World Cup is only for the guys?

- D & T

In Search Of: A Library -OR- "Is That Your Girl?"

We live about 4 blocks away from Europe's largest reference library: the Mitchell. Why should we go anywhere else for our library needs? Well ... because it's a reference library: it's got all sorts of wonderful things, but most of it you wouldn't want to sit down and just ... read. So, yesterday, based upon the map of the various libraries in our area (and ignoring the fact that the local Bollywood Video place is listed as a library), we figured we'd make a little tour, to see whether the other libraries in Glasgow had anything to offer. Oh, they did.

Our first stop was at the library in "George's Cross." This turns out to be located on Maryhill Road ... which is not someplace we'd advise visiting. Rather, it's someplace to go when in dire need of Asian food (Sea Woo is located there), but otherwise it's strictly off-limits. Arriving at Maryhill Road, D. decided that he'd ask directions of the local Bank of Scotland (it seemed safe enough). Well ... just as the senior checker was telling him that the library was another four or five buildings along (the junior checker seeming puzzled at the very idea of a library), the only other customer in the bank offered to show it to us. "I'm goin tha way, I'll tak ye there mesel." This other customer, of course, was one of the local residents. He proceeded to walk us outside, shaking hands with D., and, as T. followed along, asks, "is that your girl? wha's her name?" At which point he shakes hands with T. as well, and proceeds to lead us four buildings along the road.

Sometimes it works wonders, using the American Accent and the Tourist Smile. Other times ... well, not so much.

We eventually made our way to the Hillhead Library, which seems to expect that people READ. We made off with about 20 books (despite the 15-per-card limit, the librarian saying, "Oh, it's more a guideline."). We've spent the past day or so reading furiously, and will likely return tomorrow. We've finally found a library which provides books TO READ, rather than books TO REFERENCE.

- D & T

Really? You Paid £15 Pounds For It?

Sooo, a friend emailed in some distress, having had some rather horrific financial news crash in on her (if you're from the provinces and have student loans due, you, too may receive this awful "pay-it-all-now-we're-broke" news), and we thought we'd put together a quick care package. Said friend lives no longer in Ontario but Seattle, so in order for her to receive our gift, we had to fill out a Customs Declaration form.

Yeah. The best way to ruin a gift is to wrap it up nicely and then list on the outside everything inside, and its price. I mean, snipping off the price tag is so passé.

Hate that.

- D & T

The Blazing Inferno of the mid-70's

T. just received a delivery from a half-naked man.

Wearing: flowered, low-slung, what looked like swim trunks, and Keds. Sockless, even. Bare upper body. Wait, make that thoroughly bare, thoroughly hairy upper body. Egads, bit early for that.

Time & Temp: 11:30 a.m., and 66°F/19°C.

Frightening Fact: The high today is for 25°C/77°F. What will people will look like in that insufferably broiling heat? The woman from the building next door -- whose package T. was holding -- dropped in and complained, "One hates to complain, but it's really too much!

Dear Britain: It's not really too hot. Technically, by California standards, it's just pleasant, not even hot. But boy do our bodies tell us differently...

Scary.

- D & T

That's Not A Doll On Her Desk, It's An Action Figure

D. - "Well, I'd better go see Alastair. Not the University one, the work one. How odd is it to know two Alastairs when I never used to know even one?

T. - "I know. The only Alistair I knew before your supervisor was Cookie Monster in his Monsterpiece Theater alter ego.

D....??

T. "You never saw that? Alistair Cookie! He wore a smoking jacket.

D. ....!?

T. "Never mind. I realize by now that pretty much everything I say is further proof of Absolute Geek Status.

- D & T

We Capture the Castle...and stuff

Just a few images from Friday's trip to Inverary. As we previously have mentioned, it poured buckets all day, so we were stuck in the castle, which was fairly typical as Scottish castles go -- walls full of rifles and pistols and axes in artsy circles, old coronation gowns trimmed in ermine, paintings of relics and relatives, rooms stuffed with expensive tchotkes and the ubiquitous antique castle kitchen with the five hundred copper gelatin molds. (Those swords and axe thingies pictured are a real trip; the blades are inscribed "Sans Peur" {no fear in French. You'd think Gaelic, but no, French = fashionable even in the 17th century} and "Ne obliviscaris" {Never forget} - a how-to primer on holding a grudge?) T. says the worst thing about castles is that they remind her of her grandmother's house -- floral wallpaper, and rooms full of things like naked cherubs on clocks, floral arrangements under glass domes, and ...ceramic animals. Sure they're by Limoges, but they're ceramic animals. !...

We had a thoroughly lovely guide, if nothing else. He answered our obscure questions, and talked candidly -- after a cautious glance around the corner -- about the Duke's family, and allowed us to photograph a reproduction 17th century card game that was sitting in the drawing room. The original game was in German, and the gist of the game is that the players apparently had to play or sing the music on the back of the card if they couldn't put down the proper face card or something like that. These are small playing cards, quite tiny, and the scores on back are complicated and ...Mozart. Apparently the nobility in the Duke's household was quite gifted!

Perhaps because the castle itself is still used as a residence, it's the grounds which are the real draw, and the town of Inverary itself, neither of which we really were able to appreciate, as the rain was falling sideways. Only a few adventurous international students went hill climbing above the castle with the waterfalls gushing down the granite and making the trails slippery, and they got exceedingly muddy and wet. Those in our merry band took advantage of the winter clearance sales in the smaller shops and bought hats and coats -- and were relieved to change into something warm and dry!!

Meanwhile, we can't regret our loss of seeing the castle grounds at Inverary too much; we have a day trip planned for later in July in hopes of getting better weather, and the grounds are on a trail just off the esplanade, and are free. We also plan to go to a castle on the Isle of Mull, which should be a real adventure, as it will take us a bus trip, a ferry trip and a train to get there!


Each summer, the Scottish Arts Council subsidizes a music workshop which involves amateur choirs from all over the country. Glasgow musicians this year were invited to take part in a day long workshop designed to teach them the basics of Bach's Mass in B minor. A subsequent rehearsal is for those who want to perform with a professional company and an orchestra, and city choirs from all over the country will perform collaboratively in Glasgow next weekend. It sounded like a fun challenge -- learn a full mass in a day -- and so we signed up.

The workshop was ...grueling. Bach is an intense composer, and seven hours of sight-reading is exhausting in any event. What made it worse was that it wasn't an all-learn-together deal like we thought; those who were willing to shell out extra funds had gone on a weekend retreat with the co-directors of the professional chorus and had gotten individual instruction, tutorials and the like. Those of us who showed up having never clapped eyes on the score were in the minority, and quickly felt ridiculously out of place, as other whizzed through the tricky chord progressions and complicated vocal gymnastics with relative ease.

Further ridiculousness was the us vs. them vibe that many of the group members felt regarding Edinburgh University. Apparently there were a large number of faculty involved -- the woman next to T. was a veterinary school faculty member, and a great many "Hurray for Our Side!" comments were made. It was a very "patron of the arts" sort of vibe going on, that left some obviously subdued and giving each other wry and overwhelmed looks. The sole other occupant of the room under forty gave up and left halfway through. It was a very odd gathering.

We may go back for the Friday rehearsal and performance, but probably not -- it was fun to say we did it, but not to say we'd do it again!

- D & T

The Longest Day

It's all downhill from here, folks. Today is the longest day of the year, with us having the official sunrise at 4:27 a.m. and 10:09 p.m. the official sunset, here in Glasgow. That gives us a whole 17:42 of the sun above the horizon, and 6:18 of "dark." Now, ponder that for a moment. How long after the sun goes down does it take to really get dark? D. looked out the window last night at close to midnight, and it was still reasonably light, off to the northwest. So, figure we have a couple of hours of true dark, here. (The picture shown to the left was taken at 9:53 p.m., and the cars don't even have their headlights on!)

When we considered coming home for the summer, this day was the day we didn't want to miss out experiencing, as we did last year. So, we delayed our return until late August (we have yet to buy the tickets). Theoretically, this day pays for all of the miserably dark, cold, awful days of Winter, particularly that day towards the end of December when we have the reverse of this: the sun barely able to lift itself over the horizon for a meager six and a half hours, with eyes straining to read, and ourselves struggling to want to get out of bed.

THEORETICALLY, we said. It's been raining for the last week and sprinkled off and on today, so despite it being light... it's not like it makes a difference. Typical Glasgow.

Tonight's West End Festival offerings at the University Chapel include a performance of the Fauré Requiem by candlelight, starting at 9:30. We had planned to go, but we may just try to watch it on the chapel webcam. (We're still recovering from yesterday's seven hours of Bach.)

- D & T

Meeting the Neighbors...

After our first Christmas here, when we left baked goods for the neighbors on both side, and received no acknowledgment from one, and a "well, we don't really like..." comment from the other, we realized that we probably would never quite "get" our neighbors... so, we stopped trying. And then, when our interactions with the neighbors in the SECOND flat usually involved a lot of texting, phone calls, and, eventually, the police, we thought that they'd suspect the baked goods of being dusted with powdered sugar and strychnine. *mumblemumblemumble*

Suffice it to say, we'd well given up on the idea of neighbors, realizing that there will be no replacement for Tom and Leora, for Kit and Rob and D'Ann and her boys and Ron and his family, and all the other neighbors with which we were on at least nodding acquaintance at home, if not stop in the garage and gossip acquaintance. We have made no attempt to do anything more than be cordial in the stairwell on the rare occasion we actually see any of the other denizens of this building. Having an entire floor to yourself (much smaller than it actually sounds) means that Neighbor Sightings (or Neighbour, sightings, as it were) are quite rare. Thus, we were pretty amused to find that we are acquainted with at least two people whose flats are within line of sight.

One is Dr. Sutherland, T's taciturn gentleman physician who openly admits that he is not "sociable," but told us cheerfully about the old school building in which he lives, and noted that he likes people-watching in the park in the middle of the crescent, but never joins in "that sort of thing." We were amused; if people are giving a barbecue (complete with BILLOWING smoke) in the middle of the park, is everyone automatically invited to join in? Is this some tenet of Glaswegian hospitality of which we had not previously been apprised? We assured him that we haven't gone down to a party, either, but enjoy tromping through the park as a short cut when coming home from the library or work.

The second acknowledgment of neighbors was later in the week, and much more of a funny coincidence than we'd previously realized. During our castle tour on Friday (more on that later), we met a girl who was standing with us in a stairwell crammed with people, trying to see the glass case of coronation gowns which at which we were stopped. T. motioned they could swap places, and the woman whispered, "Where are you from?" "California," is T's usual prompt response, to short circuit the usual 20 Questions version of this conversation with international students. "No, I mean, what part?" the woman asked, and T. stared at her. "Northern. San Francisco Bay Area." "San Diego," she said happily. Ah, T. thought. So the West Coast non-accent is recognizable to others. The two smiled at each other, and let the tour guide usher them along.

Later, the two found each other in an alcove stuffed with china. As the guide discussed the papier mâché ceiling treatment at length,the woman, looking somewhat miserable in her short coat and golf cap -- and wet cloth shoes -- shivered. (Of course it bucketed while we tried to see sixteen acres of fabulous gardens. Of course it did.) Both T. and the woman looked out the window, and sighed in unison, then laughed. "Are you another vet student?" T. asked, "No, law," the woman said, then launched into a whispered account of how she'd come to Scotland, mentioned her children, and that her sister had come before her, and told her it was a doable program.

T. briefly envied her having her sister so close, as she misses hers terribly, and then she frowned. "Hey, wait. Does your sister have a son?" T. discovered that she'd met the woman's sister the previous summer, on the Highlands trip. T. introduced her to D., and said, "It's Søren's auntie!" The three of us marveled at the coincidence. Later, as we poked around the castle kitchen, D. said for T's ears only, "She's got the Scando kids!"

T. turned. "What?"

"That pack of kids who are always running around the park in capes and stuff. Those are all hers!

And B., who has those remarkably good mother ears (after four children, one would expect so) said, "Scando kids?" And we had to explain the whole thing.

So, our little role-players are not Scandinavian after all, just rather white-blonde and fond of running around in costumes in the garden. Their parents have cheerfully dragged them into a world full of magic and wonder, and they're having the time of their lives, finding castles and dungeons and dragons under every bush. A perfectly happy American childhood in Glasgow.

So, now we know a few people to bake for, at least. When we turn the oven back on...

- D & T

West End Festival Music

The West End Festival has been a part of Glasgow for the last several years, but the span is so long -- the 12th of June through 'til the 28th -- and the West End venues so various that really, unless you're paying attention, you could kind of miss the whole thing. We'd forgotten that it started, except that we have a friend or two who are musicians in various groups, who sent out insistent emails, so, Tuesday evening we ambled over to the University chapel to attend a Shapenote concert.

Now, shape note is... kind of an acquired taste. It's early American music, also sometimes called Sacred Harp, and was a means of teaching congregational singing to people who could not read music, nor, in many cases, read. The music is largely sacred (although there are quite a few sea chanteys as well -- I guess the sailors were a catholic lot), the tenor usually takes the melody, with the soprano doubling an octave up, and the base and alto providing a rather austere harmony, and it is sung with the enthusiasm and raw power of ...an avalanche. People, it is loud. Phil Spector only thinks he came up with the Wall of Sound. Shape note is fierce and unsubtle and sung at a full-voiced, full-bodied ...roar. There's a lot of early Americana in the sound; when you hear it sung, you expect to see a room full of settlers in homespun, an overall-and-bonnet brigade stretching from Alabama to the Appalachians. The old-fashioned lyrics have a pretty strong 1800's reformation vibe going on, and we can't figure out quite why it's so popular here in Godless (kidding!) Scotland, but, it has an apparently very strong following. You can hear members of three of the groups who performed on Shape Note Scotland.

And, because we have moving pictures, we also have sound. D. recorded a few songs, as best he could using T's camera.

They're not fabulous recordings, but the groups who performed --Muldoon's Picnic, Cathures, and Shapenote Scotland -- have sound bytes on their blogs as well. Muldoon's Picnic offers some more (better) streaming audio at their MySpace page.

- D & T